Ron and Laura Grawsill, a conservative suburban couple from Bakersfield California, decide to star in their own reality show about their activism! After seeing 24-hour cable news coverage of a national health food controversy, Ron and Laura join the movement to take their country back from the Euro Union Conspiracy! But, when they run into their son Brian with a mysterious new friend at a demonstration, the culture wars land right in their own backyard! Ron and Laura are determined to save their son and their country at the same time... all the while running into the real suburban housewives of Bakersfield, health food nuts and pyramid scheme yoga teachers! In the final showdown Ron and Laura go off the deep end, and take their activism to the next level -- all the way to the most important man in America himself, America's Top Reality Star Designer, Bob Zackie!